Am I having a fun time right now or is this the dumbest movie I've ever seen? Am I really just watching a half-assed story play out underneath Nic Cage mercilessly mutilating some animatronics? Is there a standard for quality anymore? These are some of the most prominent questions any viewer will be asking themselves when watching Kevin Lewis' long-awaited Willy's Wonderland. This B-film is one of the most entertaining and ridiculous horror movies I have seen recently and one that thankfully knows exactly what it is from the very start. The self-awareness of this story works for the film incredibly well and along with an equally incredible (?) performance from Nicolas Cage, I could not help but have a hell of a fun time with this one.
A silent, stubborn drifter (Nicolas Cage) breaks down alongside a road in a small town. In order to pay off the repairs to his car, he is forced to clean up Willy's Wonderland, a funhouse for children's birthday parties. What he doesn't know, however, is that the animatronic characters come to life and the drifter must spend the entire night trying to survive the attacks of the demonic creatures. While obviously inspired by the iconic horror game Five Nights at Freddy's, screenwriter G.O. Parsons knows exactly what kind of movie he is writing: one that will feature fun kills, ridiculous plotlines, and a rightfully over-the-top performance from Cage. What I loved most about this film is how self-aware it is during its entire runtime and how little it seems to care. Just reading the synopsis for this film is enough to make any viewer roll their eyes and scoff but that is precisely the kind of attitude that does not deserve to see a film like this. One has to know what they are going into when visiting Willy's Wonderland and as long as your expectations are not too high, you will have a hell of a time. Parsons is never afraid to let this story rely on Cage and every scene with him is just perfection. His performance is as maniacal as one would hope and the choice to not make his character say a word during the whole film was such an interesting one. It puts such a compelling boundary on his character's motivations and although he can get a bit too goofy at times for his own good, I loved seeing what Parsons and Lewis were able to accomplish by letting Cage's physicality and violence do the talking. And although this movie may not have ever been necessarily scary, the mayhem that ensues from Cage beating the ever-loving shit out of some children's characters is just what you would expect. The outlets for violence may have looked a bit different in this movie but that never stops Cage from taking this story and running with it in the most insane way possible.
While this film may have been a self-aware B-flick that is not afraid to lean into the genre's absurd clichés, it also leans into the ones that make these types of stories so predictable. The subplot of the teenagers with the traumatic backstory at the funhouse coming back to end the cycle of violence was so unnecessary and unsatisfying that I was never really able to buy into it at all. Willy's Wonderland needs that, as Cage can only fight animatronics for so long without the story becoming repetitive but that never changes the fact that I was intensely bored by the teenagers. The writing revolving around them seemed to serve no purpose other than forwarding the plot and I honestly think that a more unique approach to this subplot would have been very beneficial to keep the audience more engaged. I love when films go absolutely bonkers, no holds barred, with the idea they are selling, and while I got bursts of that insanity through Cage's scenes, Lewis' direction definitely did not help this film's momentum. The scenes of Cage ripping through the puppets and taking them down one by one were constantly interrupted by flashbacks and it really hurt the movement of the film. Lewis does not know how to keep up the adrenaline from the ridiculously fun action sequences and inserting these flashbacks and bits of subplot only hurt that. His direction is very hectic and I was never really a fan of the way that he handled this story. If he would have gotten the exposition out of the way in the beginning and then dove headfirst into the bloody (oily?), crunchy, and laughable action, this film would have felt much more natural. The cinematography from David Newbert also makes this movie's small budget very visible, as so many of the lighting choices and angles used made zero sense. Perhaps that was the intent but I could not really get behind the warped choices Newbert made. The best part of this film that the budget clearly went to was the design of the actual animatronic characters. The builds and designs of them all were just glorious and I loved the campy references to so many Chuck E. Cheese-esque characters. The care put into the practical effects of this movie is so evident and I truly believe that the best way for them to get their money's worth was by having Nicolas Cage destroy them all.
Willy's Wonderland is not a film that I see myself revisiting in the future but I am certainly glad to say that Lewis delivers on all of his promises. This goofy take on the "locked-in-one-location" horror movie proves to be a wonderfully fun ride and so many of Lewis' creative choices make this quite an unforgettable film. I may have been able to tell what was going to happen from the start and expected to see Lewis hit on all the tropes of this particular horror subgenre but that never stopped me from having a blast. And a big thanks to Nic Cage for producing this - the world would most certainly be less chaotic without you.
My Rating: ★★★½